Its Partytime …!

22 11 2008

It has been a while since I have written anything about any of our parties so I though it was about time to update that section for you.

Last night I had a party at a friends house and boy was it a fun evening!  Four or five of the ladies there were friends of mine, but there was also 4 or 5 ladies who I hadn’t met before.  Anyway, the party got off to a raging start with everybody introducing themselves so we would all know names, then we got down to business.

I went through my rack of lingerie items and the ladies all had a good look.  Boy you should have heard the comments when we got to the mens lingerie.  We had great comments like :

‘Hmmm, I don’t think that would fit him!’, ’Oooh, that’ll do it for me!’ and, ‘Gotta have one of those for Christmas!’.  Have a look through our range and see what you think – let me know your comments!  We have a selection covering items in leather and latex through to novelty items specially for Christmas, and even something for the animal lovers out there.

Ladies lingerie – I had a great selection of ladies lingerie too.  The favourite seemed to be the babydoll sets of which I have a great selection to choose from – even some Plus Sizes which are very sexy too.

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Once we finished with the selection of lingerie we played a great game … Sexy Bingo.  It was great fun.  Each lady had a piece of paper and a pen, she then had to write a list of 20 numbers between 1 and 79.  Once that was done she had to add a sexy and rude phrase – we had some great ones… ‘Cuddle me tight’, ‘Take me rough hon’, etc…  Anyway, what we did after that was too anonomously exchange pieces of paper and then I started calling out random numbers.  As each person crossed off the number on their list they had to shout out the phrase written with their numbers, one at a time so we had ladies shouting out things like ‘cuddle me tight’ – ’stick me in the night’, etc… I’m sure your imagination can fill in the blanks…

After that we moved onto the ‘Adult’ part of the party and I brought out all the vibrators and novelty gifts.  Definitely one of the most popular items I had with me was the ‘Waver Bunny’ - I had all the ladies trying out the vibration on their noses (the only way to get the true sensation!).  Next up was the ‘Dinky Rabbit Finger Vibe’ with a very strong vibration!  Next stop was something for the men, a ‘Rabbit Vibrating Cockring’, a great choice for the man in your life, but something that will also give you some pleasure too.

Waver Bunny Vibrator
Waver Bunny Vibrator
Dinky Rabbit Finger Vibe
Dinky Rabbit Finger Vibe
Rabbit Vibrating Cockring
Rabbit Vibrating Cockring

 

 

 To close the party, before handing our my order forms, we played another game.  I have a ‘Dicky Stress Ball’ which is in the shape of, what else? a dick!  We lubed up everybody’s hands and then put loads of lube onto the stress ’shape’, got everyone to stand around in a circle and proceeded to play catch.  Last man standing was the winner!

All in all a great evening was had by all and I am really looking forward to the next few parties which were booked by a couple of the guests last night.




The Cone

11 09 2008

Ok, you asked for it – here it is!

The Cone

As far back as I can remember sex toys for woman have always focussed on the phallic shape and also on penetrative stimulation.  Then came vibrating toys and a whole new era evolved — the clitoral stimulator was born!  After the G Spot was discovered and more and more women became aware of theirs, G Spot vibrators quickly arrived on the scene.  From here it was a short step to the Rabbit Vibrators which is really a one stop shop offering penetration, clitoral stimulation and sometimes G Spot stimulation as well!

Enter THE CONE!

The Most Innovative Sex Toy Around

The Most Innovative Sex Toy Around

 

 

We have finally evolved away from traditional vibrators and have come up something so amazingly simple in it’s design that it is a wonder it has taken this long to arrive. 

For all you sex addicts out there – who hasn’t discovered the intense pleasure that you can get from leaning (read grinding) against or sitting on an item … if it is vibrating issues you have – what about the washing machine in your kitchen – come on, don’t tell me you haven’t been there!

Men commonly seem to believe that women masturbate only with their hands – I guess this might be as a result of watching too many porn movies where self pleasure is shown in graphic details.  Finally, we have found something that means we can still multi-task and do other things (?) with our hands!!!  The best thing about THE CONE is that you only have to use your hands if you are wantingto switch it on or change the vibrating style.

THE CONE has an incredible 16 different programme settings – the top of which is the Orgasm level which you can reach with the press of a button.  In a hurry?  Go straight there!  Most women won’t last long on this setting!!!
I’m sure many of you have loads of ideas on how to use this handly little toy …. hmmmmmm … know I do!  Have a look at a few of these pics to help you picture what you could do with it!

 

How many more can you come up with?

How many more can you come up with?

 

Well, that’s all from me this time around – I’m off to fine my CONE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





My First Adult Toy Party

21 06 2008

Ok, the run up!

What fun that was. First I had to find a friend who was willing to host a party, then get her to invite a load of our friends (people I knew and others I didn’t). I didn’t want too many people so we settled on inviting 12, and hoping for a show of about 10.

Then we sat down to decide on what stock to take to the party. I decided to take quite a few of the vibrators, some sexy underwear (corsets, babydolls, etc), some fun accessories, novelty items, vibrators of course and some aphrodisiacs.

Next on the list was to brief my host and confirm how many guest we were expecting, then to go out and make sure we had enough wine to get people relaxed and in the mood for some fun.

Noon the afternoon of the party found me frantically trying to get all my ’stuff’ together and then quickly think about what I was planning to say about each product – just so we wouldn’t have any awkward silences – you know what I mean?

Well we got our 10 guest and after greeting everyone, making sure they all had a large glass of wine I started pulling all my ‘bits’ out of the bag. I quickly ran through the features of each item, showed everyone what it did, how it worked, and then passed it around the group so that they could test it out for themselves – well not really – lol.

I started off with the edible undies. I opened the packet and passed them to everyone so they could check them out – texture, taste, etc Oh my! The comments … can you just imagine? I won’t go into details here, but let your imagination wander. The one of the young ladies got the undies and next minute she was wearing it on her head and doing an impromptu dance in the middle of the floor – maybe she isn’t used to drinking? lol

Ok, on to the vibrators. I had brought a few different ones for the ladies to ‘play’ with.

Boy did we have fun with these, all the different speeds and gyrations going on. The girls went to town on these babies. Of course it was very hard for me to decide which ones to bring with me – there are just SO many.

Now, on to the Dildo’s. Again, so many to choose from so I decided on 1 glass one with pretty designs and a fleshy one. I’m sure you can imagine the comments this one inspired. Let your imagination go wild and I’ll lay odds you aren’t even close! This Big Bad Boy is 7″ around at the head and 7 1/2″ at the base — hmmm, what I could get up to with that!

Kris Lord Dong

Ok, time to calm everyone down with a few games. I have a selection, but only brought a few with me. My favorites are the ‘Beginners Strip Tease Kit’ and ‘Dirty Minds‘. I don’t want to go on forever here, so suffice to say we had an awesome and very funny time leaving through the questions from the Dirty Minds game. It certainly did set out the saintly from the lecherous amongst us.

Next came a couple of Penis Ring Vibrators, 1 or 2 bondage items – Nipple clamps and some examples of Restraints. The some lingerie just to round the evening off – a few corsets, couple of sexy babydoll items and some thongs – male and female!

Mens Tiger PouchLadies Tiger Pants

What a fun evening. I handed the order forms around after the lingerie had done the rounds, had a few more glasses of wine and then collected the forms.

Hmmm, I didn’t want to get too involved in doing parties – it is far too time consuming … this this was really a lot of fun. Maybe I could be persuaded to do another one.

Have fun.





The Purpose of Adult Toys …

1 06 2008

Just a short quick post this time.  I was thinking … (strange I know), but what exactly is the purpose of Adult Toys aka Sex Toys?

Adult Toys are meant to be just that – Toys.  They are primarily meant for couples to enhance their sexual relationship.

I guess it is true that some single adults will and do use them for other recreational purposes, they weren’t originally designed to take the place of a partner.  Rather, they were meant to complement that partner and to enhance your sexual experience together.

I find that keeping this in mind when purchasing my sex toys (and reviewing them) helps me to remain centered on our relationship, rather than letting it become all about ME.

Many of the sex toys around today are centered on female pleasure, e.g. vibrators and there are many people who, when asked about sex toys, will immediately think of vibrators and will go no further.  In fact, there are many many different types of Sex Toys available – more and more with each passing day.

Watch this blog and I will be telling you about some of them… or go to my website to view a wide variety. 

Till next time…





Ride On Hippo

17 05 2008

Hey, what about this one…  A ride on Hippo?  what next?

Ride the Vibe

Ever wanted to go on a cruise?  Well here is the opportunity of taking a cruise with a difference – take a romantic cruise below with your favorite vibrating HIPPO, and guess what! -  it’s waterproof too!

Just think, all soaped up with your fav Hippo … and nowhere to go – what else is a girl to do!

 





Day 1 – The Products

17 05 2008

Well here goes…

I have recently managed to get involved in selling ‘Adult Toys’ (for want of a more PC term).  Yes we are talking about ‘Sex Toys’, so if you decide you don’t want to read any further I’ll understand, but I think we are in for a fun ride :¬)

Ok, where to start???  I guess at the beginning!

My husband and I have developed a website fully stocked with all the latest and greatest toys for your pleasure.  Boy have we had fun while working on this site!  If you could have only seen our faces at some of the items we were adding to the site – you would have been in stitches, we were!

Of course, getting a sales kit together has also been fun, trying to choose what items to have in the kit, etc… I’m sure you get the picture. 

So far my favorite is the G-ROCK http://www.violetpleasure.co.uk/viewItem.asp?idProduct=2758, have a look, give it a try and see what you think.  Write us a comment after you have tried it.

The G-Rock

The G_ROCK is perfectly designed to fit a womans body, it fits into the vagina canal, and is curved to make ontact with the G spot. The upper angled section stimulates the clitoris. All you have to do is to slip the micro-bullet into the power slot and push the button for powerful vibrations.

All this for just a measly £28.04 (excluding shipping), and the best is that it arrived in a totally anonymous package so nobody will ever suspect what you are buying.

I will soon be setting up a couple of ‘parties’ to demonstrate our stock and show it to my friends so watch this space for some halarious stories…